A Freak's Review: Botak Jones

Have you been to Singapore? If yes, have you heard of Botak Jones? Nope, I am not talking about some pub down Orchard Street or a budget motel. I am introducing to you one of the best Western Cuisine in Singapore – Botak Jones. Even if you are a visiting Malaysian, Botak Jones would be an affordable choice for grand Western meals that is value for money and double in richness (of cheese). I love cheese! And I love Botak Jones more than our local TGIF servings.

Here’s my favourite order at Botak Jones: The Double Botak. It’s served in the most classic way – thick patties between soft seeded bun – with a generous topping of cheese and nothing else. Forget the tomatoes, lettuce and pickles. Just enjoy the classic taste of Double Botak, one giant double beef burger, that will keep your stomach beaming till the very last bite. How tall is it? About 10cm. Wait, make that 15cm. I am thinking of attempting their next giant burger – the triple beef burger known as U-CRAZY-WHAT?!. I have not seen it served to other tables yet and I’m wondering how tall the burger can be. I’ll give it a try next time round. Anyone up for the challenge, hands up! The treat will be on me.

Here's a photo of my little cousin enjoying her set meal. Shift your focus to the fries on her plate. They are not regular fries. It's another signature dish of Botak Jones: Spicy Fries. No trans fat or cholesterol in them because the fries are cooked in pure vegetable oil (or at least that's what is stated in the menu). Dusted with (what seems like) chillie powder, the Spicy Fries is a favourite among my cousins in Singapore. I am sure they counted how many they were on the plate before they start digging in just to make sure that their siblings couldn't wipe one off when they are not looking.

Fish & Chips. Looks like your regular serving at the mamak stall but take a closer look. It’s the entire Premium Basa filet wrapped with bread crumbs so crispy, you wouldn’t be sure if you are enjoying the brittle outside more or the soft juicy white meat on the inside. I’m sure my Grandpa in Singapore would love this very much (he’s a fish & chip fan).

Don’t fancy burgers and steaks? Don’t frown! I remember seeing a wide range of juicy hotdog meals available for your preference in the menu. For example, check out the one my sister had (photo above). I can’t remember what it is called. But I’m loving the cheese melting from the top.

So ya, I am craving for that triple beef patties in one single bun – U-CRAZY-WHAT?!. Couldn’t even find anything close to it in Malaysia. The closest I have found was in a cosy place at Bangsar Village known as The Daily Grind. It was only half the height of my favourite Double Botak and I could not even afford that. I am looking forward to visit Singapore again for its Botak Jones, the most delicious Western Cuisines served at irresistible affordable prices. I’m just drooling thinking of it. Yummy!

Foundations Of My Reviews

Books
I believe a good book is one that contains a strong main plot and lots of interesting mini ones to build up to the peak. It has to be written in a simple language that enables the readers to read with ease, not with a dictionary at hand. Most important of all, the characters have to be crafted in such a way that readers will believe in their existence.

Drama Series
Consistency is important as far as characterization is concern. I believe that everyone has a habit of their own that define them. And that is important when it comes to watching a drama. The presentation of the story shouldn't be too draggy as well, because it is a drama series. If it only captures attention in the first few episodes and dies down later on, then it should probably be better of as a film.

Films
A strong message behind film is really important. I hate films that teaches me nothing at the end of it, or films that simply doesn't have a beginning and ending to it. Those are just a waste of time. A good film is one that makes you nod when the credits roll out and you know that when you walk out of the cinema, it was worthy for the dollars you paid.

Games
My definition of a good game would be a partially addictive one with missions and goals to drive the gamer to want to push further in the game world. It has to be user-friendly in terms of controls and settings. The graphic has to be of standard quality because when you are into a game, it hurts when the graphic sucks.

Manga
A good manga is one that keeps you reading from one page to another, one chapter to another, one volume to another. It doesn't get too draggy and the plot must have a pull-string to drive readers to want more of it. Most importantly is the graphic - it has to have details to enrich the reader's imagination to picture the whole scene in mind.

Music
A good music is one with powerful lyrics and a suitable tune to go with it. It might not be accompanied by instruments or vice-versa. It might be a band or solo singer. The most important of all, the presenter of the song has to feel it with their heart before they present it to their audience. That's the best music ever!

Music Videos
I think a good plot is essential in music videos. The purpose of having a music video is to help audience to engage in the song through visuals. It helps to bring the audience to another world where the song makes sense in order for them to experience the music fully.

Personality
Everyone has different preferences when it comes to admiring others. I, for one, admire women who have full control of their life. I look up to women who have made it to the top in the field of their choice. A dynamic personality interests me.

Plays
The essentials of a good play include presentation, the engaging power and outstanding audio system. The storyline is just a vessel to carry out a message. What matters is how entertaining can it be while sending out that message. No one watches a boring play.

Products
A good product have both physical and emotional benefits for the users. It is also affordable and user-friendly. Most of all, it has to leave the users feeling good about themselves.

Video Clips
Lengthy does not mean good. There are some short videos that tell stories as good as a full length film does. Keeping the video short while trying to tell the entire story perfectly - that is a good video clip.

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