A Freak's Review: Kungfu Dunk

Just got back from the cinema. The review for this movie, Kungfu Dunk, can wait for the next decade because I was disappointed. Yes, I truly was.

Synopsis from Cinema Online
Shi-Jie (Jay Chou), grew up in a martial arts school and is well-trained in kung-fu. With his kung-fu skills and good reflexes, Shi-Jie excels in basketball by mastering the slam dunk technique. Wang-Li (Eric Tsang), who is trying to locate Shi-Jie's real family, invites him to join the university's basketball team in hope of making some money. Shi-Jie faces new challenges while trying to blend in with the basketball team members Ting-Wei (Chen Bo-Lin) and Xiao-Lan (Baron Chen). With the upcoming basketball championship and the appearance of Li-Li (Charlene Choi), will the team members set aside their differences and personal feelings for the love of the game?

There was no climax to this film and the entire plot was predictable from the very start. You'll know how exactly the story goes, how the main character will solve the problem (if there is any problem) and how it will end (by the way, it didn't end well). One word for this film: BORING.

Forget Jay Chou; he can act dumb and stupid with his non-handsome face. Keep a lookout for Chen Bo Lin and Baron Chen though. They are the ones who are so handsome and hot, they melt me totally in the heart.

Watch for these guys, not Jay Chou. And never watch because you love basketball because really, there wasn't much about the sport.

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Drama Series
Consistency is important as far as characterization is concern. I believe that everyone has a habit of their own that define them. And that is important when it comes to watching a drama. The presentation of the story shouldn't be too draggy as well, because it is a drama series. If it only captures attention in the first few episodes and dies down later on, then it should probably be better of as a film.

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Music Videos
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Personality
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Plays
The essentials of a good play include presentation, the engaging power and outstanding audio system. The storyline is just a vessel to carry out a message. What matters is how entertaining can it be while sending out that message. No one watches a boring play.

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Video Clips
Lengthy does not mean good. There are some short videos that tell stories as good as a full length film does. Keeping the video short while trying to tell the entire story perfectly - that is a good video clip.

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